* OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings Thats Why They Call It The Blues in Episode Three, Peter Kays natural voice slips through more than usual. This page is not available in other languages. ''Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of ''Phoenix Nights''. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere, sometimes referred simply as Max & Paddy, was a spin-off series based around Phoenix Nights characters Max Bygraves (Peter Kay) and Patrick O'Shea (Paddy McGuinness), better known as Max and Paddy. Max tries to make amends with her, and discovers that she is actually married to, and has a child with, The Wolfster. Beginning on 12th November 2004, Road to Nowhere continued for six thirty minute episodes on Channel 4. * FatBastard: Not Max, but one of Raymond the Bastard's hired thugs is pretty fat. He also begins a strong dislike for Paddy Because Paddy took Billys Job When Billy Went To Prison for 5 Years. He just forces Max to shake his hand. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] or. * EnemyEatsYourLunch: Pepe eats the cake that one of the friendlier inmates' daughter gave to him as a warning that he's due to pay collection money to Raymond the Bastard. ]], * [[spoiler: PrisonsAreGymnasiums: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison's exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy's cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]. Furthermore, Billy catches Paddy going through his stuff and prepares to shoot him. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. After being arrested for the school bus robbery, the two of them are in jail. After hi-jacking a school bus, the boys are sent to prison and play up their tough image in an attempt for survival. Paddy doesn't oblige. * TheYardies: Raymond the Bastard is black, a convicted criminal, and speaks with a Jamaican accent, so it's safe to say he qualifies as a Yardie. Share the best GIFs now >>> Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is Channel 4 Brit Com spun-off from the popular comedy Phoenix Nights that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max ( Peter Kay) and Paddy (Paddy McGuinness) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final HilarityEnsues. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". Max And Paddy GIFs | Tenor ]], '''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. [[spoiler:Or at least, the man they think is the farmer.]]. * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. The pair come up with a plan to convince their fellow cellmates they are hardened criminals named the Phoenix Twins, in order to survive. Actor 1 episode, 2004 Beric George 1 episode, 2004 Stuart Wolfenden . Paddy is an idealistic wide boy obsessed with sex, pornography and food. * LookBehindYou: Paddy does this to distract Billy the Butcher and escape into the motorhome, when Billy realises Paddy rifled through his duffle bag. Maxs counter that he has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]]. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. ''', ** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didn't do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them £500. Max is the older and more level-headed of the two, roughly 40 years old, and usually pretending to have more life experience than he has actually had, including a stint in the army. ]], ** A straighter example is the end of Episode Four. ]], -->'''Max (Excited):''' [[spoiler: And what's in this cake? The lyrics are "Don't know where we're going, Got no way of knowing, Driving on the Road to Nowhere. Facebook. Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. * OhCrap: Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustins exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars. They still end up in cells next door to each other though.]]. Tina, it's Max. Dressing as sailors to blend in, the two of them get the attention of two girls called Tracey and Louise. * CantHoldHisLiquor: Max accuses Paddy of this in the first episode but he contends that he must have been [[SlippingAMickey spiked]]. Also Mick Bustin', but he's a car repair man, not a salesman. Paddy is steaming drunk and has very loud sex in his bedroom while Max tries to have a drink and a chat with the other girl in the living room. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". * ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. Max agrees just to get Raymond off their backs and receive preferential treatment, including access to luxury chocolates and Sky+ . ]], * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. * AmbiguouslyGay: Billy the Butcher has a Yandere-like obsession with Max, but insists he doesn't want to be with him in "a gay way.". ]], * PrisonsAreGymnasiums: [[spoiler: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison's exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy's cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]. Elsewhere, ** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didnt do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them 500. * PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddy's paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] -->''''Dont know where were going, got no way of knowing. * BeardOfEvil: One of Raymond the Bastard's men has a massive beard. He goes on to say that the relationship abruptly ended after she overheard him and his friends making jokes about her height. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by team-mates for his physical resemblance to Patrick McGuinness. ''With her pincer. * BearyFunny: Max and Paddy disguise themselves as dancing bears to obtain a TV screen from a supermarket. You've got yourself a deal Mr Bastard! - Facebook ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? ** A few. ]], * HugeGuyTinyGirl: Taken to its absolute limit with Max (who is both tall and fairly large) and Tina (a woman with dwarfism). Max often oppressively stares at Paddy or anyone who has offended his tastes and often shouts "H-how dare you!". Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Max has How dare you (delivered in a haughty tone) and You only get a bucket and a half (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has Paddy has needs (relating to his sex drive). This leads to several arguments, especially when they realise the television doesn't have any speakers. Get us out! This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by teammates for his physical resemblance to Patrick [=McGuinness=]. Things go from bad to worse when Max steals a school bus with Daniel on-board. They come across what they assume is him: a mentally unstable, dirty old man in a field, who instead of giving them compensation money sells them a breeder pig for 100. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere (TV Mini Series 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. "Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2004) - IMDb On 27 November 2014 live shows were announced for Comic Relief, with the full cast returning. See FanDisservice. As soon as they're released, they call in an anthrax threat at the Phoenix Club on the night of Jerry's 60th birthday party.]] [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them. He either thinks he actually is Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night. ]], * StuffedInTheFridge: A literal version is discussed in Episode Four. * ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. He was tunnelling towards the next cell.]]. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". me by Jon Hughes - Dailymotion * EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed Spazzy Paddy. * GreenEyedMonster: Billy the Butcher is murderously jealous of Paddy for replacing him as Max's bouncing partner. Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tinas family remain intact. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? [[Squick The same hand he's just lathered shampoo onto his groin with. * InnocentlyInsensitive: What Max thinks he was when he laughed along with his bouncing friends' jokes about Tina's dwarfism. Billy is arrested, Paddy gets better and the police pardons the two of them, despite an earlier event regarding a speed camera. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume its this trope. Although Brian's actions were self-serving in that they helped to promote the Phoenix more than help Max and Paddy, there was no way he could have known that [[spoiler: he was putting them in danger.]]. They crash the party and Max meets his old school pals. * AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Big Bob's Beans". Episode 1's opening theme is instrumental and episodes 2 - 5's closing themes are too. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by. [[GassHole A lot.]] * ADateWithRosiePalms: Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased.
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